I put the cucumber in the microwave for too long. I start humping, but instead of pleasure, I felt burning. I was super excited about my new cucumber fleshlight. One time, when I was about 12 or 13, I had the sweet idea of taking the seeds out of a cucumber, putting it in the microwave, and humping it. 'This story isn't quite as funny as some of yours, but. Nice: Here are 50 of the funniest euphemisms for masturbation
